Ted Haggard to Swap Wives with Gary Busey

Ted Haggard to Swap Wives with Gary Busey:Seriously, we are not making this up: Ted Haggard and Gary Busey will take part in the first-ever episode of Celebrity Wife Swap. Hey, remember Ted Haggard, the evangelical anti-gay pastor who was deflocked in 2006 when it was revealed that he'd been doing crystal methamphetamine and also, ha ha, paying a male prostitute for sex for three years? And how about Gary Busey, the bizarre brain-injured drug-addict actor who used to do movies but recently has become known for being arrested and appearing on Celebrity Rehab and Celebrity Apprentice?
Some producer who is either clinically insane or an evil genius apparently thought these two freakshows would be two great tastes that taste great together, because they're both about to appear on a new ABC reality show, Celebrity Wife Swap.Yes, you heard that right: there is going to be a show about Ted Haggard and Gary Busey swapping wives. Oh, you thought nothing could be worse than Jersey Shore, but you were SO SO WRONG.
The premise is this: each episode of Celebrity Wife Swap will follow the couples as they switch wives for two weeks. During the first week, the wives must live by a rule book left behind by the departing spouse, and after that, the wives take charge in order to try and change the way their "new" families live.